The great Pittsburgh Population

Well, over the last few days each day when I drive past friendship park, the population seems to be growing more interesting.

Yesterday morning was the best. On the Coner of friendship Ave and Edmond St, there is a middle aged lady with a neon pink jacket and a puke green scarf. Yesterday was a warm day that didn't call for any funky weather, why the funky fashion?

On the other side of the park was an obsess woman. She was wearing gray pants with a urine color dress shirt. Now I have to comment on this ladies breasts. If you were to take your arms, bend them and put your fists into your neck, these is the style of breasts the woman had. Not only were they huge and cone shapes, it looked like she didn't invest in a proper bra, actually no bra at all. ??? Fat parking cones for boobs!

Then there is the always so special lame looking crossing guard. I fell so bad for the crossing guard, he is about 60 years old and works two hours a day. The two hours a day this man works, he has to wear this ridiculous English policemen attire. I get a laugh out of it everyday. Its Halloween at 730=830 am and 215-315pm everyday by the Catholic School in Bloomfield.

Then there is the old lady, that uses a walker to get around. She was dressed for the day, and was still sporting her rollers in her hair. I have seen this lady in various parts of Oakland, she usually wears a silver rain coat, and just crosses the street back and forth for about 20 minutes.

Oh yes then there is the crazy veteran by Dell's bar, he stands out front with a tape player welcoming and humps a picture of Mickey mouse on the door. As we walk by he states "Mickey wants it in the ear." A friend of mine says this guy is north's for wondering the streets and usually shakes and plays air guitar by another restraunt. He also says that he is a genius because he practices the first snow fall every wear.

Now you have the typical drug addicts but they are just not as fun!